I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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