i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
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