Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
it hurts more in the daytime
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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