he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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