My friends, they love my intelligence
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
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you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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