Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I'm bleeding and have questions
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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