Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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