i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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