He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
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