omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
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is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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