i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly