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• (309): View more from Illinois

  i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Did you get my bra back of the bartender?

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  I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later

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• (253): View more from Washington

  So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter

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  Wow, he seems so solid

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• (831): View more from California

  think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.

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  Both questions will answer each other.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly

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