He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
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Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)