I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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