cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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