We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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