I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
