Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Randomize
