I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
What a dumb baby whore.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
This couple is walking their pig around campus
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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