I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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