Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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