I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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