I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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