we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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