you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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