Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
And then he peed in my hair
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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