Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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