he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
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Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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