so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Congratulations! We have a period
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