talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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