so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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