gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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