Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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