oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
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He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
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