Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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