Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
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If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
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possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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