Me. At least after what I've been through.
handjob tips. give me some.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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