You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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