went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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