Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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