It's Friday. Sex?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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