Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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