I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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