At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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