haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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