what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
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There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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