so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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