i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
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So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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