thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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