I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
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I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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