I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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