Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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