Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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