you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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