when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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