i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.