I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
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Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?