so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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