After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.