You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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