I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
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Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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